I cut my lemons differently

This is not a productivity guide. It’s a hug in book form for anyone who’s tired of pretending they’re okay.

I Cut My Lemons Differently is for the emotionally exhausted, the accidentally funny, and the beautifully messy. It’s poetic chaos, meme-worthy melancholy, and the kind of comfort that says “you’re not broken, just buffering.”

If you’ve ever canceled plans just to cry in sweatpants, this one’s for you.

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“I Cut My Lemons Differently” is a poetic comfort zine for the burnout generation. It’s soft chaos, meme-worthy melancholy, and sarcastic soul medicine for anyone who’s cried in a grocery store aisle. If you’ve ever ghosted a to-do list or needed a nap more than advice — this is for you.

“I Cut My Lemons Differently” is a 25-page collection of poetic rambles, mental health confessions, and humor-drenched honesty — perfect for anyone who’s ever canceled plans to cry, eaten noodles in a blanket burrito, or considered emotional support water bottles a personality trait. Chapters like “Let Me Rest in Peace — or at Least in Joggers” and “I Didn’t Burn Out. I Quietly Sizzled” blend meme-core absurdity with genuine validation. It’s like if your most tired, softest inner voice got a book deal.

This isn’t a self-help book. It’s emotional survival with flavor. Read it if you’re chronically overwhelmed, terminally online, and still trying. It’s not here to fix you — it’s here to sit beside you with snacks.

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25 pages