Hell is where the heart is: ROOMATE FROM HELL

Taglines for Both characters-

• Ash: “Fell from grace. Landed in love.”

• Riven: “Built for battle. Chose tenderness anyway.”

PROLOGUE:

HELL HR EXIT INTERVIEW

Setting: The Infernal Department of Soul Extraction & Eternal Torment (HR Division)

Mood: Bureaucratic hellscape meets chaotic resignation letter

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“And you’re sure you’re resigning from eternal damnation?”

Ash glared at the demon across the desk, who wore a tie made from real screams.

“I’m not resigning. I’m taking a break. It’s called a sabbatical. Self-care? Heard of it?”

The HR demon blinked. “You’re a Level Six Incendiary Auditor.”

“Exactly. I’ve earned the right to eat ice cream out of a bathtub while crying to K-dramas.”

“There is no crying in Hell.”

“Yeah, that’s why I’m leaving.”

He signed the paperwork in his own blood, snapped his fingers, and vanished—leaving behind a scorched chair and a very confused intern.